If It Beeps, It's Ours T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)

Turf Green / S

$34.99

If It Beeps, It's Ours T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)

$34.99

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A pocket dose-rate alarm with a face — a grey EPD body, its glowing green readout grinning back, a magenta hard hat cocked on top and a radiation trefoil on its chest, buttons lined up (POWER, ALARM SET, AUDIO, LIGHT, ALARM ACK) and one little hand raised in a wave. If It Beeps, up top, It's Ours below: health-physics staking its claim on anything that chirps. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.

The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.

Specifications:
• Hard-hatted dosimeter mascot, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film
• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn, tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

▸ SGT. SURVEY // It beeped. That makes it my paperwork. Cleared.

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