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We Frisk You Because We Care T-Shirt — 438 CPM (Direct-to-Film)

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$34.99
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We Frisk You Because We Care T-Shirt — 438 CPM (Direct-to-Film)

$34.99
Sale price  $34.99 Regular price 
The frisker that meets you at the RCA boundary — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone for the clicks, its readout parked at 438 CPM. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.

The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.

Specifications:
• Radiac frisker, 438 CPM readout — center chest, direct-to-film
• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn, tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

▸ SGT. SURVEY // Four-thirty-eight. Not zero. Back on the pad, arms out. Cleared.

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